i got asked the awkwardest question yesterday….it was about this person i used to talk to….lets call him “algebra”
my friend’s boyfriend: if you were to talk back with “algebra” again would you be okay with the whole celibate thing?
me: well yeah just cus he is like that doesn’t mean he can’t do other stuff
him: his last gf broke up with him because he didn’t do other stuff either like he didn’t even kiss her…..
me: well…
my friend: well…
him: *looks at his gf* like we discussed this if i had a small dick and didnt do other stuff you would deff leave me
her: *laughs* you still have aย tongue….
him: what if i didn’t have aย tongueย .& we couldn’t talk i’d think you would leave
me: if you had no tongue talking would happen
me & her: lmfao
him: *feels insulted & gets up and leaves*